Dear Dog,
Why do you wake me up every morning staring at me?
Why do you crawl all over me while I'm trying to sleep?
Why do you lick me in the face?
Dear Dog,
It's not like those big brown eyes have an effect on me...
It's not like I crawl on you.
It's not like I lick you in the face.
Dear Dog,
I get you have to pee.
I get that your bladder is the size of a peanut.
I get that you don't know the concept of sleep.
Dear Dog,
If you would stop waking me up, I wouldn't be so grouchy to you.
If you would stop drinking so much you wouldn't have to pee all the time.
If you would stop begging for my food, I might give you a bi